I’ve been on a roll with these useless entries these days; so let the good times roll.

The following is just a highlight conversation I had on MSN. I’ll call my chatting partner Bob, in order to protect the innocent.

Bob: Iron ring was earlier in the week…and it was fine….the ceremony was really dry…kind of like church
B: but, i got some bling out of it
Matchew: yeah… you don’t get bling at church
M: u get Jesus’s body tho
M: so i guess that’s bling
B: Jesus’ body was probably very hot
M: well he herded sheep
M: i’m sure he’s ripped
B: exactly! he must have been
M: do you know who else herded sheep?
M: the couple from Brokeback Mountain
B: exactly!!!
B: OMG….
M: hahah
B: that’s a revelation….there’s a connection
M: i konw
B: jake is mine though
M: you can have jake
M: i’ll take Jesus
B: haha
B: i think jake would be more fun anyway
M: but jesus will take me to heaven
M: i’m sure there are many other jakes in heaven :P
B: hahah
B: oh, once i’m with jake
B: i’m in heaven
B: ;)
M: oh gawd

You heard it, Bob wants Jake over Jesus. That’s so bad.