It’s 6:11 am and I can’t get back to sleep.

Every exam period, I tend to go through very unstable sleep cycles. It’s definitely not good for the body. Plus, this is when the major junk food emerges.

Chips, candy, coffee, instant noodles.

My food vices always surface during exam time. I think it’s more an excuse for me to eat all I want without feeling guilty, since it’s exams, and only one thing should concern me.

Anyways, as I got up to go to visit the potty, I felt a small draft by my ass. I then realized that I have a large whole in my pajama bottoms.

Before you make a witty homosexual remark, I want to say that for the three pairs of pajama bottoms I own in Waterloo, 100% of them now have holes near my ass. All three pairs of bottoms were purchased from different retailers. I seriously don’t understand if this is just me. That is why I’m opening the dialogue to pajama-wearing men everywhere.

There are three logical explanations as to why a hole tends to develop where my ass is on my PJ bottoms:

1. I sit often, so there might be some consistent wear and tear from the chair and my bum.
2. I have a fat ass, and it’s tearing on the pajama fabric.
3. I have something sharp on my ass, and it’s cutting into my precious fabric.

So my roommates will now have a better view of my rear until I return back to Toronto on Satuday…. ZING!