Masthead
Matt
24 Years
Markham, ON
Canada
September 12, 2006
I'm still alive
12:56 PM

Just thought I would leave a mark on this neglected blog. Things have been pretty crazy, considering I still don’t have a place to live, and that my work report is not getting done by itself. Anyways, I’m trying my best to stay optimistic. I got from Jenn this email joke, which is definitely the perfect remedy for the crazy first days of school:

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?”

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paperwork, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him,
finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, “When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?”

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn’t. All I
saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires.”

… she got fired!

Be assured that I’ll be back once I get things get settled here— which I anticipate will be some time next week.

Addendum: I have been staying at Bowie’s place in the meantime, so I’m not completely homeless :P

Filed under UW Life, published In Waterloo

 

3 Comments
Eric
September 12, 2006 07:23 PM

Aww, poor you!

It must be fun living with Bowie. *maximum amount of sarcasm used*

jenn
September 13, 2006 11:41 PM

wow i can't believe u haven't found a place to live yet! living with bow's fun...at least she'll be making all the food from the weird recipes haha

September 14, 2006 12:04 AM

Oh you're back at loo? :o



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