Masthead
Matt
24 Years
Markham, ON
Canada
June 07, 2005
Plant Update
04:53 PM

Great news everyone, Green Apple, my work pet plant is making a full recovery. She’s like full of energy, and it makes me feel good that I managed to save it. Give her some new soil, some daily water, a little sun, and voila. Please call me Dr. Lee.

Last week however, my co-op predecessor a.k.a. ‘plant killer’ came to the office to do a long overdue work-related presentation. We chatted a bit, and the only that came into mind was that he was the plant killer. But before I even had a chance to kindly confront him about the plant, he made a remark that it was “wonderful that I managed to preserve the plant.” Omg, so not only was he aware of the state of the plant before he left, but he had the guts to comment that I saved it.

That’s just being really nasty. I swear, that’s like manslaughter.

Anyways, I politely mentioned him next time to return the plant back to our plant-lover colleague if he doesn’t want to take care of it. So that was that.

Filed under Work Life, published In Toronto

 

8 Comments
June 7, 2005 08:08 PM

next time you take a leaf from green apple and shove it down his throat
that should give him some lovely ivy rash

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June 8, 2005 03:03 AM

You'd reminded me about my half-dead plant. I should begin rescue operations~

Lizzie
June 8, 2005 09:34 AM

Wow! I'm soooo proud of you Matty! I can't believe the leaves look so green!! (maybe it's just the lighting and the photo...) but she look like one healthy HOT-MAMMA plant!!
sexy.... ;) Keep on pampering her! You know she likes it. hehehe

June 8, 2005 12:04 PM

She's my new girlfriend. Ohh, wait until I my hands on.............................

Haha. Ivy rash. I know it's time for Green Apple to return with a vengeance!

Yes, she does look hot, doesn't she? mmmm.

elmolulu
June 8, 2005 01:58 PM

hello Dr. Lee!

June 8, 2005 10:33 PM

Dr. Lee,
i have a booboo, do you think you can take a look at it? ;)

Eric
June 9, 2005 10:10 AM

Hi Dr. Pee. I mean Dr. Lee.

Killing a man = manslaughter
Killing a plant = plantslaughter

You go to Waterloo! Grrr...

June 9, 2005 11:32 AM

Omg, eric, you're geekier than me!!!!!

As for shima, I'll definitely look at your boo boo. I so need to get a lab coat and a stethoscope.

Role-playing time.

I wonder if there's an RPG on something to this effect? hmmmmmmm...



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