It’s time to relax on this fine long-weenend Thursday afternoon. I found some cheesy jokes on the PIR Intranet that I thought I’d share with you all. It’s hard to find some clean humour these days; maybe I’m just dirty and don’t encounter these often.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one!!!!

Have a great Canada Day weekend!