I just discovered something interesting in my cubicle.

It feels incredibly soothing when you take a stack of warm freshly laser-printed sheets and place it on your cheeks.

Who needs steam facials when you’ve got laser-printed documents?

Mmmm, I think I need some private time at my desk.

Note: Due to database corruption issues from November 7, 2004 to December 21, 2004, entry comments may been deleted, or misplaced. I have tried to recall some of the comments that was mentioned.