Masthead
Matt
24 Years
Markham, ON
Canada
December 01, 2004
It's starting to look like Christmas...
11:16 AM

I?ve officially cross off Lindsay Lohan off my to-do list.
Not because she was… uh… done, but because my fantasy with her is over. [Remember this entry?]

Yes I know, we indeed had a short-lived relationship, but you can?t really blame me. I’m really starting to see the correlation between her and Britney Spears: natural fugliness. It’s magically amazing what excessive makeup, some strategic lighting and a some photoshop magic can do to a celebrity.

C’mon at least Britney’s pictures were from paparazzis, this one was taken with YTV’s The Hit List Host, gee whiz. Eww, look at her excessive freckles.

Sometimes I wonder what they can do with me if I get the fortune to be on GQ, CosmoGirl or [Insert Magazine Here]. ….hey, or maybe the can work their magic and make me Lindsay Lohan, ohhh or maybe Hilary Duff! Yes, I want to be Hilary Duff.

HAPPY DECEMBER EVERYONE!

I’m really feeling the Christmas spirit, and for once I don’t have stupid school this term to make me bitter during this special time of year. I shamefully watched Nick and Jessica’s Family Christmas tonight. It was actually quite an entertaining show and made me all gooey inside.

Jessica is a pretty good singer; one pet peeve is that she has pseudo-seizures during her performances. Its so bad that I have to close my eyes to enjoy her singing. Brian McKnight is pretty amazing. His effortlessly strong voice and humble character makes him pretty sexy. I have nothing to say about Nick Lachey, his remaining boyband posse, and Ashlee Simpson. They all suck.

I think I’m ready to dig out the Christmas music out, go I can feel more gooey. Whenever I hear Oh Holy Night, I get all paralyzed, and I have to pause and listen— I’m a big sucker for that song. What sucks is that I don’t get to hear the Christmas music they play at Chapters— which I took for granted, it feels so weird not working there.

Though there’s this one song that I will forever not tolerate: Barbra Striesand’s renditon of what I call “Jingle Bells on Crack.”

Note: Due to database corruption issues from November 7, 2004 to December 21, 2004, entry comments may been deleted, or misplaced. I have tried to recall some of the comments that was mentioned.

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3 Comments
December 2, 2004 01:25 PM


I didn't watch the Christmas special, but Jessica Simpsons' singing is generally very whiny...

December 3, 2004 02:59 PM

BACK OFF ADAM BRODY! HE'S MINE MINE MINE!

And if Seth Cohen was a real person, he'd be mine too. Adam Brody as Dave Rygalski on Gilmore Girls, also mine.

In conclusion, Adam Brody = my future husband, who just doesn't know it yet, once I've got that Bilson chick out of the picture. :)
created_on
i don't know if its the computer screen but i can't seem to tell the difference! :s

you're funny matt... being here during christmas isn't so bad.. i mean how could i complain, with 20 page papers to write, 2 exams in one day, and more exams in the coming days? its wonderful! :p

December 4, 2004 10:48 AM


Jenny:
Yeah, a Christimas party would be great!

Chris:
That's not a bad idea. Remember those Korean music videos we shared in 1st-year? I still have them! I miss us exchanging music.

Lizzie:
No thanks to the snow part. I'm opposed to all Snow-Christmas songs, including "Let It Snow", and "White Christmas." I nice green Christmas is good for me!

Snow is like snot, but just as irritating. I bet you that's where the root word is front. Grr.

Shimie:
Doesn't sound like fun Shima, but it will all end soon, and then you can do it all over again in 2005! :P

Bev:
GET IN LINE! There's still 7899392347348032840384 girls (and me) to beat down , but I'd like to form an alliance with you to defeat these dumbass girls.

I wouldn't mind sharing Adam, you get the AM, I get the PM? ;)


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