Google is definitely a superb, state-of-the-art web seach engine. This impressive piece of work has been a considerable source of referals to Mattism. Among many of these visitors are some interesting commenters. Remember:
Missy Elliott’s Fondue Adventures?
Hannah Sung’s Muchmusic Romp Secrets?
My apparent “judgement on people by there [sic] nationality?”
Bow Wow being 110% buff?

So those are the old ones. Here comes some fresh comments:
Reading makes me to become less of a piece of shit?

Dear Brad,

Why so bitter? Don’t get your panties all in a knot and and face it: not everybody a lot of people don’t enjoy reading, especially reading textbooks.

I assume you’re an avid reader since you have such a strong advocacy for reading, so why do you have such crass and unintelligent writing?

Unlike me, I’m sure you’re a smart guy and it’s great you enjoy reading. But I’m a firm believer that you are how you write. People often judge others on how you express a particular message, especially if the medium involves writing. So if you’re smart, write smart. :)

Thanks for visiting.

Kind Regards,
Matt

And finally, my personal favourite: Waterloo students are supposed to be smart.

Dear Waterloo students are supposed to be smart,

Did you steal my bike? Because if you did, God knows and he will stick a big fat dildo up your fat ass. Oh yes, I would like it back please and thank you.

I have a question: Since when are Waterloo students supposed to be smart? I mean, last time I checked, I go there— so how “smart” can they be?

I don’t understand how you managed to get 96 in BUS111, not because I think you’re academically challenged, but because if I’m not mistaken, WLU is on a alpha-grading system, and getting 96 is just impossible. But you’re totally right, getting a “better” lock would be best. If you have a chance, please let me know what is a “better” lock. Through my experiences, locks only keeps honest people honest. So what is it? I’d love to know what a “better” lock is because I’m totally clueless.

But you’re right, I’m dumb and I shouldn’t go to Waterloo nor should I own a bike.

Best of luck at Research in Motion, hope you’re having fun with your RIM-Job and playing with Blackberries. I’m so jealous. (Tee hee, I couldn’t help myself.) I apologize for IP-tracking you, I was just curious what information I can dig.

Yours Sincerely,
Matt

Note: Due to database corruption issues from November 7, 2004 to December 21, 2004, entry comments may been deleted, or misplaced. I have tried to recall some of the comments that was mentioned.