Seriously I have ‘transit rage’.

It’s worse than road rage because I least I can go and honk my ass off without really fearing my safety. Yes, there are just some things passengers do on the subways that makes me so damn pissed.

Today I’m going to speak of those who persist on leaning on the panel perpendicular to the subway doors. FUCK. I was boarding the train at St. George Station (University-Spadina) the other morning. Needless to say, it is a pretty busy ass station. So as those on the platform anxiously wait for the train passengers to get off, there are two big losers‘Mary Kate’ and ‘Ashley’leaning on the panel. Passengers literally had to squeeze through these people and climb onto the train. Ugh, and knowing my morning crankiness, I’m not a happy camper.

Anyways, already pissed about these inconsiderate chicks, I aggressively wedged sideways into the train along with another passenger as the infamous TTC “doors closing” chime rings. As I got on, I then realized that I have stepped on poor Mary Kate’s toe.

Here’s a little insider: you see, Mary Kate is not one of the ladies you want to mess with. Her physical appearance reeks ‘stuck up high maintenance bitch’—with her LV purse, flashy earrings, light bronze tan, perfect salon-hair, ?flawless? made-up skin. After the toe episode, she crazily shrieked. I looked back at her and then she looked back and rolled her eyes at me to Ashley as if I’ve done something wrong. I then suggested to her that maybe she shouldn’t stand in the doorway, because it makes passengers difficult to get off and board. She pretends to not hear me and refuses to give me eye contact. What was I thinking—what could I expect from a shrewd lard ass bitch?

A few matters came into mind later that morning:
1. Why are rich-ass bitches Mary Kate and Ashley taking the frickin? subway anyway? Shouldn’t they be riding in a Buick with some old sugar daddy? UGH!
2. C’mon Mary Kate, your toe was asking for it. Wish I was wearing steel toe.
3. Was that a real LV purse? It was the traditional monogram multicolor bag; famous for its knockoffs. Ugh, I should have paid better attention.

Seriously I should suggest to the TTC to start installing pin needles on the panels and give folks like Mary Kate and Ashley the time of their lives if they persist to lean on it. Fuckers! Yes, it’s one thing to block the doorway when the subway is completely packed and you can?t move in, but seriously, when there?s room, move the fuck into the train! There seriously needs to be a published document on transit etiquette.

Yes, I’m bitter, sue me. This is partly due to tiredness and antsiness.

Other than that, life is pretty good. Knock on wood…. Yes, knock it.