If Economics was a tree, I’d stomp on its soil.
If Economics was a cow, I’d sell it to Danier.
If Economics was a man, I’d rip off his balls.
If Economics was a dog, I’d offer it scrumchous Godiva.
If Economics was a student, I’d send him/her to UW.

If Economics was Shima, I’ll axe her iBook.
If Economics was Bowie, I’d ban all lip gloss.
If Economics was Britney Spears, I’d install her a penis.
If Economics was Tiff, ….well.. I won’t say it.
If Economics was me, I’d make it take Economics! AHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Please kill me now.

Speaking of how much I hate UW, there’s actually a “UW SUCKS” blog. I don’t enjoy his writing style however, but it speaks to me; it identifies with me. Very much so.

As you can see, I’m dreading to start this Econ Research Paper. I’ve never written one in my in entire life, and it’s creepy that my mark depends on it. FUCK!

Yes, I mentioned in my lovely poem that I’d install Britney a penis. Let elaborate on what I mean:

Which one of these is not like the others?

Answer? NONE! Well, sorta, the rest are Britney without makeup! Isn’t she handsome? mmmmm.

A dude. A boy. A sausage. A male. A human being with penile reproductive organs.

I must say, Britney’s a pretty hot guy! LOL!