This sucks.

Why does the weekend have to end? I’m getting more and more bitter. School in the Spring Term really sucks ass. It seems like the world is having a ball but me. Well, excluding the other Loo folks. All you damn Toronto kids having so much fun, soaking up the sun, and other funnness crap. UGH! My own sister had to tell me that she doesn’t want the Summer to end. The nerve of that girl! She managed to go to four Summerlicious events. UGH. I’m like so mad! And my good old Willuby and Eric is in New York. Not to mention all the kiddys going to Montreal for pride. UGH UGH UGH!

My rant is done.

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Now onto something else. I took the car to run some errands the other day. There’s nothing better than to drive with some good music. Looking through my collection, I managed to pick out Oops!… I Did It Again!. I miss her old hits. You can actually hear her sing rather than her panting and moaning. Not to mention I really miss those the fun Bubble Gum Pop.

Anyways, It was pretty hot, but not A/C hot, so I had most of the windows down. And after stopping at a stoplight around Main Street, these skanky-sooped-up-car-import-model-with-inch-thick-foundation-bitches looked out their window and with a perplexed look stared right at me while Lucky was playing. That’s when it hit me. It’s not cool to play Britney Spears in a man’s (and maybe even a woman’s) car. This is finally sinking in, after years of my Britney-obsession. You guys can’t even begin to understand the feeling after these jaw-to-the-ground expressions of these two blonde and Asian girls as they probe and survey me from top to bottom like a freak lab specimen.

Without looking towards the staring kids, I managed to turn down my music and sped my way down Highway 7.

Yes boys and girls, blasting Britney Spears on a hot summer’s day does not do well with attracting the ladies nor the boys. That’s the lesson of the day. Come to think of it, Britney Spears, though I’m cool with her music, has really been sucking badly. Lets put the facts straight: She managed to make her last album a pitifully produced softcore audio media. Her voice has been totally deteriorated (probably from the smoking). The rumours and news are getting so damn boring. Not to mention, those disgusting paparozzi pictures of her. She looks completely disgusting with pre-photoshop, foundation-mask-lacking, flab-bulging-of-tight-mini-shorts look. EW! If only I have pictures to show you all. EWWWWWWW!!

Speaking of my disinterest with Popstars. I no longer can stand Mandy Moore. She’s retarded. For a celebrity, she really needs some improved social skills. Not to mention she has a retarded dumb-supposedly-hot-tennis-player-who-likes-to-stick-out-his-tongue-and-bite-on-it-when-he-serves boyfriend. Ugh, they piss me off. She presents herself as such a smart, bright girl. But she simply doesn’t know how to speak in front of a camera. She was on Craig Kilborn the other night and she has started a new vintage t-shirt label in which its proceeds go to charity. Sure, this sounds kinda cool. Then she goes on saying that she did it because she been really bored for the past few months(obviously, with your stinky new album). If you’re going to represent a charity, be a little more assertive, loser. Also, she said her line “is not crazy like J.Lo’s” which again is a good point, since J.Lo is indeed an utterly dumb fashion line. But when the audience laughily reacted to her comment, she becomes all defensive saying that that’s not what she meant. We get it loser, you’re a bitch trying to sweet. Can’t get any worse than that boys and girls.

Screw you Mandy and Britney, I’m all about Hilary and Lindsay. mmmmarvelous mmminors.