Don’t care about the election?
Skip it and make Matt talk about something else.

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First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOWIE!

Its the big day everyone, vote! Lets show the world we don’t want no Tories. Lets just hope Western Canadians aren’t as PC-brainwashed as the predicted polls are saying. (wait, did I say that out loud?)

Anyways, regardless of your political position, get up and vote.

Did you know what if you can’t get to your polling station, you can call your constituent and have his/her crew come and pick you up? LOL, what more can you ask for?

Now there’s no excuses.

Last few points before I mention nothing of the election:
Jack Layton has a sexy French voice: Go listen to the commercial! OMG, I’m getting so hot. :D You can even see his Canton / Mandarin commericals! MMM hmm!

I have issues. Someone please save me.

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LOSERS AT THE LIBRARY
On another note, there are some people I can’t stand in the library. Omg, they make me so damn mad! I’m so mad! AHH! I’ve been really getting moody in the past few weeks. I don’t know why. I’m bitter, hypercritical, and crazily will set off at any moment. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Cell phone enthusiasts
These people decided that cell phone coversations are a justifiable means for speaking out in the library. Fuck you all. Either move your ass to the stairway doors, or go to the floor centre area. Dammit, you don’t need the whole floor that you were plastered Friday night! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

On a side note: Gentlemen, don’t put cellphones in your pockets, it is a source of radiation and lowers sperm counts, study says.

2. Library social circles
Dana Porter is not the Davis Centre. People actually come here to study. I understand that DC is closed and you’re probably looking for a product alternative. But sorry, CLUB DC is CLOSED, it’s time to accept that fact, boys and girls. If you wanna pick up someone, Louie’s is at the Plaza, there’s a-plenty to choose from there.

3. The persistent whisperers
These are the most annoying of them all. They understand that the Library is intended for quiet studying, and decides to have hour-long whispering conversations. FUCK! Whispering is just as annoying as normal tone talking. If you wanna have a long conversation, get your ass to the SLC. UGH!

4. The bag checkers
These people are useless. Why are we paying them? For those non-waterlosers, our main libraries still uses human resources to inspect our bags against book theft. Yes, the University of Waterloo: leaders of innovation, the leaders of tomorrow, still does not have an antitheft system. Fine, yes, implementing such programs are expensive, but come on, you think the bag attendants actually care? UGHHHHHH! I’m so mad!

5. The study caroll vandals
These people, actually, I like. Everytime I sit myself down on a study caroll, I can’t help but read all the dirty graffiti. The ethnic diversity on these caroles are quite phemonenal. You wanna speak about multiculturalism? Just check the vandalized caroles. I encourage you all to make a trip and take a look.

My personal favourite is people who write on the carolls that “people who write on carolls are losers.” That one cracks me up!

And it’s really creative to see all the variations of depictions of penises, vaginas, and boobs. It’s interesting how much hostility students have towards UW: I feel for them, I do I do. There was a really good one the other day:

“If UW was a man, I would castrate him, beat him with a stick, use it’s own computers to program him to death.”

Interesting Interesting. Caroll vandals are very inspiring.

Anyways, hope everyone will get my hint and shut up at the library. I’m out.