omg, i've never been fucked so badly than this week. and no, it's not what you're thinking, i WISH it was that.

it starts with DRAMA (long) weekend. I don't wanna go into details, so yeah whatever. I got absolutely no work done-- which really really sucks ass. i always feel so guilty for not doing work.

my parent's are not happy with me for going out excessively-- which last weekend, i'm afraid i agree with them. :S that's why i'm going to hibernate in Waterloo. the simply quiet life.

then i get my ass back to waterloo (compliments of Shima) and realized that my bike is stolen. AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING UNCONSIDERATE IMMORAL FUCKS! why am i always the victim of this crap. HOLY FUCK! it was locked at MC-- and I left it over the long weekend-- because Eugene ended up picking me up on campus when he and Leo came to visit on Thursday night.

So yeah, bike stolen. Have been replaced-- since when I don't have a bike, I get depressed, because it means I have to walk.

Don't worry it gets worse, I failed my BUS111 exam tonight. Real fail, not "Asian fail". REALLY FAIL. It was ridiculously long-- 7:00 to 10:30. Seriously, again I've never been fucked so hard. Damn you Laurier seriously, how to WLU students do it! Never take Distance Ed, NEVER NEVER NEVER. OMG, there were questions to terms I didn't even know of. Some where left blank because I seriously couldn't even think of what to BS!!! DAMN YOU WLU!

I must pray for dumb people in this class and give me the biggest bell curve ever ever.

Then when I finished my exam, I rushed to do my resumes on JobMine. And the fucked up server was so fucking slow and I wasn't able to apply on time. I'm going to speak to co-op people tomorrow about this.

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Despite my bitterness, not all's bad this week. Lemme give some kudos. Eric C. put together a great BBQ on Sunday. The food was delicious :D Eric W. for a cool birthday party. Eugene and Leo for staying over on last Thursday, Zellers for selling cheap bikes (that are cheaper than used bikes) and lastly, for lube, especially when i've been fucked all week, smooth penetration always helps.

In surveys performed by famous sexologists, Masters & Johnson, Kinsey and the studies at National Health and Social Life Survey (NHSLS) have been in consistant with one particular finding. Here it goes:

Educated people -- as in those with at least a University/College degree -- reported a signficantly higher rates of sexual activity, masturbation, sexual-positional variety and sexual experimentation. All three studies have suggested that because educated people are aware and more exposed to sexual issues, thus education is seen as a liberating experience.

So didn't hear it from me -- though I do encourage. All you educated peoples of Canada, show what your education is made of, further prove these studies right, and go forth in the world!!!!!!!

I love sex class, wish me luck, I have an exam tomorrow.

UPDATE:
So yes, I'm in the good old 'Loo this weekend. I had the intention to stay this weekend then changed my mind Friday morning. So yeah, I desperately saw to see if there were any Scarborough FedBus tickets left-- I was out of luck. It's me and the Waterloo. But so far, it ain't so bad. I'm not enjoying my stay, but I'm not dreading it either.

I was studying this morning in the MAD Lab, trying to get my ManSci paper finished, and then I get all of a sudden I turn really hot and sorta depressed-ish. It was kinda weird, perhaps I'm experiencing menopausal hot flashes. Anyways, I decided to cheer myself up, hopped on a bus and went to Fairview. There's no better perk than to buying something. Yes, I'm awful-- a bitch for consumerism. Yikes yikes, never knew perking myself up was that expensive. I ended up spending $90 bucks-- but then again, this is four items-- so actually I think I did quite well, yay me!

While at the Gap, someone grabs me from behind and I'm like "what the hell?" and to my discovery, it was buddy old West-C pal, Andrew! He was actually shopping, not working-- disappointingly, he is no longer a Gap associate. Booerns. I missed this guys cheeriness, tho without a doubt, we don't make good shopping buddies. He is the type to go to the mall, get what he wants and get the hell out-- very male-typical. Whereas, myself, I'm a mall-rat-- this is probably the only thing that I take my half-assed time doing. I suggested in getting starbux-- and perhaps I'm used to shopping with Bowie, I would have a seat and enjoy. But Andy was like, "C'mon, let's go to Conestoga!"-- in which we did. :S So yes, we managed to go to both (and only) malls in the TwinCities.

AMERICAN IDOL:
I was searching though the American Idol discussion board the other day again, finding an excuse to do something besides work. Wow, lets just say there's a lot of tension going on there. I don't know why, but the when a minority gets voted off, the only attribution is that they are racist. C'mon, give it a rest! This completely annoys me. Although I did enjoy Latoya's performance-- people really need to stop making accusations. Whether or not your idol stays is based on the votes, so how does it have to do the officials at Fox being racist? If they want their ratings up, they BETTER keep the top candidates!

Also, there's so much hostility that Jasmine is still in the competition-- because of the inbalance of votes in Hawaii with respect to the mainland votes. I have one word for you all: WHATEVER! If you want your idol to win, get off your ass and vote-- it's as simple as that-- distribution of votes means nothing.

My bet is on Diana. Jasmine is okay. Fantasia sounds like Macy Gray, so no. Latoya is a way better that Fantasia, c'mon America.

I like the name Latoya-- my daughter's name is going to be Latoya. Latoya Lee. I like I like.

I remember Tiff and I was discussing appropriate names for our kids, and she thought of ANOVA--- this was during our stats assignments. (ANOVA: Analysis of Variance) LMAO!

Anova Lee. mmmmm sexy name.

UPDATE:
Weekend was wonderful Had dinners with mom and grandma on Friday and Saturday-- and spent the rest of the time either sleeping or working on my work report. That's all.

Classes are going well. Sex class continues to be my best class-- although her humour is kinda getting retarded-- its like she's waiting for a laugh, but it just aint funny sometimes. but neverthess, she's a cool prof. oh yeah. BUS 111 is full of crappy work. holy moly! distance ed: never again!!!! Job opening start tomorrow... here we go again. :S

I'm taking Management Science this term. This is an artsy elective for specifically for Engineers and Mathies. And of course, since it is time for me to find a hot engineer and be a wealthy homemaker, it just makes sense to take MSCI. The demographic is hotter than I imagined ;)

Anyways, we have a two-page assignment due on Friday and seriously, some are freaking out and posing a billion questions -- what font size should it be? how should it be structured? First of all, it's an OPINION paper-- wait, it's not even a paper, it's just simply a short answer question. GEEZ! it's TWO 'EFFIN PAGES! Just write the g-damn thing!!!!!!

MY ANTSY-NESS:
I don't know why but there's been something wrong with me. On campus, the everthing is turning me on. I think I have a condition. The other day, there's someone around the co-op building, leaning towards the wall stretching and doing lunges. Lunges turn me on-- maybe because lunges means it is a start to one's workout.. and maybe that's sexy. But yeah... couldn't stop looking.

Today was sooooo warm and nice-- actually a little on the humid side. Anyways, there was a jogger-- could be a student, i'm not sure-- anyways, just jogging jogging away, and as I walk by, perhaps decided to cool down and poured bottled water all over.

drenched.
liquid. rolling from the neck, down to the chest.
absorption stops as water reaches abs.
WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING ME, LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!

There is this tree on campus that turns me on. This tree looks like Angelina Jolie. I've noticed this tree since the Winter term when I would go to work. Since then I see that tree completely differently-- it's so weird, the shape of this tree just looks like Angelina!!!! and now that the leaves are growing in, it really loooks soo cool!.. oh my gawd, I feel like humping that tree.

Now that's environmental preservation! ;)

Maybe because summer is here: you can finally see some skin-- not to mention the thinness of vintage t-shirts these days. ;) mmmmm. It's nice to see people outside-- there's more people outside now in the Spring term, than the Fall term with two times of the population. But yeah, it's nice to see people chilling outside. Makes me happy. People sweating makes me happy too. mmmmm sweat, mmmm

One thing that is disappointing is that no one has yet played beach volleyball on campus. It better cum soon---- wait, that's me. Oh dear lord, help me.

finally, the day has come, spring term is here. wow. can't wait to see hot people and skin. woo! anyways, a small briefing of my weekend and stuff.

DRIVING TEST
I didn't pass, I didn't fail. I was late for the test. Fucker fuckballs. Grr.

CLUBBINZ
Too lazy to write, check Thomas' entry on May 2: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=ceraso83 It was an interesting night. Thanks tommers for pulling me out; you always pull off a good time, even tho I'm always bitter about going the beginning. What can I say Thomas, what can I say, you're just too good. LOL. Mr. Wil had this kinky attire, he wore his school uniform (with a sexy tie). mmmmmmmm, so darn kinky. and of course, Pam is always sexy-- so sweet,

CO-OP IS OVER
Finally finally finally! omg, I can't believe four months finally passed! no more complaining about being bored, being bitter about being in waterloo, and other crap. boss took the department for lunch several times the last week to thank me, so that was nice. i forget the name -- it's a westernized-chinese place at Fischer-Hallman and Erb and they have the best non-chinese food ever. there was the infamous lemon chicken and sweet and sour pork, chow mein and stuff-- but definitely one-of-a-kind-- way better than gross Manchu Wok crap.

I decided that it would be refreshing to actually not be bitter about co-op and talk what I will miss this co-op term, so here it goes:

I will miss from last term...
> getting Tim Horton's coffee at 10 o'clock and the cool ladies
> Scott bugging about how his dreaweaver doesn't work
> making sandwiches for Shima
> my ICQ/MSN regulars: John, Shima, James, Eloise, Vivian
> checking blogs/email/the star until 10.
> extended lunches
> Professor Shipley, the coolest prof
> Professor Stone, the-looks-like-Richard-Gere-prof
> some nameless bitch who calls me "mack". UGH!
> my purdy office
> listening to shitty CHYM FM -- the Tri-Cities' office favourite. dear lord. :S
> all the fitness/yoga/diet tips from my planning ladies
> looking busy
> gary, the best roommate ever
> leo, my McDicks buddy and hair consultant
> Wednesday night dinner parties with Liz, Jeff and Shima.... aww :(

AHHHHH. MY HAIR!
omg, i curse the man that cut my hair. hope his hair will ever shall be dry, frizzy, uncooperative, and SHED!!!!! hope he goes to hair hell, you fucker. I told him specifically I wanted one inch remaining, but i got this garbage. and usually i can fix hairdresser-mess, but this one could simply could not be cured. it's doomed -- doomed to the realm of hats and caps-- but of course, I can't find one at the mall that suits me. whoever mentions my hair will not only be ass-whooped, but also be put under my hair curse. AHHHH!