Masthead
Matt
24 Years
Markham, ON
Canada
May 28, 2004
i'm fucked
02:01 AM

omg, i’ve never been fucked so badly than this week. and no, it’s not what you’re thinking, i WISH it was that.

it starts with DRAMA (long) weekend. I don’t wanna go into details, so yeah whatever. I got absolutely no work done— which really really sucks ass. i always feel so guilty for not doing work.

my parent’s are not happy with me for going out excessively— which last weekend, i’m afraid i agree with them. :S that’s why i’m going to hibernate in Waterloo. the simply quiet life.

then i get my ass back to waterloo (compliments of Shima) and realized that my bike is stolen. AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING UNCONSIDERATE IMMORAL FUCKS! why am i always the victim of this crap. HOLY FUCK! it was locked at MC— and I left it over the long weekend— because Eugene ended up picking me up on campus when he and Leo came to visit on Thursday night.

So yeah, bike stolen. Have been replaced— since when I don’t have a bike, I get depressed, because it means I have to walk.

Don’t worry it gets worse, I failed my BUS111 exam tonight. Real fail, not “Asian fail”. REALLY FAIL. It was ridiculously long— 7:00 to 10:30. Seriously, again I’ve never been fucked so hard. Damn you Laurier seriously, how to WLU students do it! Never take Distance Ed, NEVER NEVER NEVER. OMG, there were questions to terms I didn’t even know of. Some where left blank because I seriously couldn’t even think of what to BS!!! DAMN YOU WLU!

I must pray for dumb people in this class and give me the biggest bell curve ever ever.

Then when I finished my exam, I rushed to do my resumes on JobMine. And the fucked up server was so fucking slow and I wasn’t able to apply on time. I’m going to speak to co-op people tomorrow about this.

Despite my bitterness, not all’s bad this week. Lemme give some kudos. Eric C. put together a great BBQ on Sunday. The food was delicious :D Eric W. for a cool birthday party. Eugene and Leo for staying over on last Thursday, Zellers for selling cheap bikes (that are cheaper than used bikes) and lastly, for lube, especially when i’ve been fucked all week, smooth penetration always helps.

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15 Comments
May 28, 2004 09:26 AM

i'm sad your bike got stolen (AGAIN!) and that you failed your exam. If it makes you feel any better, I also failed my exam, and i'm not just saying that. i got my mark and its confirmed. and i don't have have any interviews (again) so yeah i feel shitty too. :s but i'm glad you've found some lube to help you in these difficult times :P

May 28, 2004 09:56 AM

oh matt. cheer up. there will always be something in life that gets u. sorry about the bike...i hope the evil person gets some weird std from riding ur bike...

May 28, 2004 10:19 AM

Sorry to hear about your bike (again). Perhaps you should go to MC and pick out a nice, expensive bike to steal. nono.. i'm just kidding. hmm... have you considered getting something that's portable since your locked op possession always get stolen? (ie. roller blades, scotter, unicycle?) =)

May 28, 2004 01:06 PM

matt.. what a bad week.. things will get better matt. Hang in there

May 28, 2004 01:19 PM

hang in there matt!! this dark cloud will pass by..

May 28, 2004 02:33 PM

you're a good guy matt... you're a nice guy matt... karma will give you good things... :) things will look up... in bus121, we all literally failed the exam... like... the class average was 35%... and somehow, i managed to finish the course with 75... trust me, it's not that bad!

May 28, 2004 08:43 PM

damn sorry bout your bike and your exam, but did you at least pass the course? well if it makes you feel better i failed my accounting course and exam @ seneca. procrastination at its best. don't worry things will work out

May 28, 2004 11:15 PM

hey matt when are you coming back?

May 28, 2004 11:16 PM

matt's sexy rawr.... SEXY.. RAWWWRRRRRRR
bottom's up!

May 30, 2004 02:52 AM

Your bike got stolen twice. you poor sonuvabitch. hopefully the rest of the term is less stressful.

June 1, 2004 01:10 AM

dist. ed. can be more difficult & require a lot more studying than classroom courses, b/c u'r basically teaching urself the material. but, as long as it's the only course u bombed, ur total avg should still be ok, i think. :) bout ur co-op th'n, i hope it all works out; also, hopefully u can find a solution to securing ur bike somehow~

June 17, 2004 03:11 PM

MATT ITS MID JUNE!

October 21, 2004 03:55 PM

You dumb sh*t. I just took distance BUS111 last year and got 95. Easiest course ever. How about buying a better lock? Ever think of spending 10 bucks more on a lock instead of 300 on a new bike? Obviously you're not smart enough to own a bike or go to Waterloo.

God
May 22, 2005 04:05 AM

I'm glad your fucking bike got stolen. You sound like a total fucking pussy. I partied all weekend and I failed my test. Fuck you. Who the fuck leaves their bike out all weekend. That's why it got stolen retard. You like it in the ass. Go die.

suerte7
December 27, 2005 09:06 PM

you got 95? wow good for you, but people procrastinate...smart ass, and you don't even KNOW what kind of lock he used, better locks may not even do the fucking job, there is such thing called "bad luck". Anyway "god", take your filthy comment(s) and shove em up ur smartA__ fill in blank for full marks....which will always be failure for you :).

good luck matt, i get bad days in uw too, fags like these should really really rot in hell for thinking OUTLOUD they are sooo smart and dissing other people like they are GOD.....dam u u lil punkish fool!!! @.@



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