UPDATE:
We’re passed the 2.5 weeks threshold. We have only 11 more days of work! ELEVEN! and then we do it all over again with another school term— which I will not be looking forward to— particularly because of the living arrangements— but again, must suck it up— something I’ve become very good at (pun intended).

Easter weekend was a lot of fun and completely exhausting. Finally got a chance to see the Producers; somewhat disappointing. Maybe because my expectations were a little too high, since everyone who I have spoken to who has seen it said how good it was. Anyways, Mamma Mia is still much better— they’re similar in a way that they don’t really have a cohesive plot— just random things that happen that don’t contribute to the plot. The singing was okay, the jokes were quite funny, tho tonnes of gay and racial jokes and so blatantly American— that kinda bugged me a bit— they didn’t even try to Canadianize the production— c’mon where are we?

Sunday was my dad’s baptism/communion/confirmation night. It was quite the night, it’s interesting to see how things have changed in our house. My dad has somewhat transformed quite a lot in the past few years. He is no longer that moody, insensitive, unhappy guy that he used to be. Maybe I’m not sure if it is him that changed, maybe it was also me. But whatever it is, we have become a lot closer; but we still have that distance. He seems a lot more happy and openminded. it was a very cool experience— this is my first baptismal ceremony after my own :) very cool.

DICKIES:
Because of my massive amount of emails regarding how I should enlarge my penis, I’m going to talk about just that— penis size. I wonder how many orders these companies actually have from all that spam. Yes, trouser snakes are man’s best friend— just like dogs— see how appropriate it is aptly called that as well! We use it to relieve ourselves (in more ways than one), we listen to it, it gets us into trouble, it wakes us up, it entertains us (and others), and most obviously, it makes us men. hmmmmm.. do you think it i water it, it’ll grow?

I had an interesting conversation with a friend a while back about schlong size and how if it really matters or not. I think we both came to the conclusion is that it does— to a certain extent. I think there is a “range of resonable acceptance”— too large or too small won’t do. The cliche, “its what you do with it” surely applies, but she brought up the fact that perhaps the actual SIZE isn’t an issue, but a matter of confidence— and confidence is sexy. So too “small” might, cause someone to be insecure. So corresondingly, too “large” might spark a little cockiness (pun intended again) and that’s no fun.

But then again, I think wee-wee size is like money. (and no, that’s not what I mean) Everyone wishes they had more money, like how everyone always wishes their pecker is larger— regardless how much “money” a person has (tho this is an overgeneralization)

Also, contrary to popular belief, there are studies that have concluded that there is not correlation between shoe size and member
size. So guess, it’s not what they say, Shima! LOL! What about whether tightie whities restricts the growth of the joystick — what do you think? I’m undecided on this matter. I’m thinking that growth of the member is mostly genetics and perhaps wearing something tight won’t exactly affect it — at least anything significant. But then what about those corsets that women wear to make them look thinner— doesn’t those corset-ish lingerie help the stomach retract the “excess fat”— so wouldn’t the dong do the same? (But then a dick is not “fat”, hmm) Hmmm, tough call, tough call. Haha, they have recently talked about the correlation knob size to the size of your nose. HAHA. We’ll see what the studies say :P

What do you guys think? (Man, there’s lotsa weiner names— i have purposely bolded them all, could you name any?)

Another note:
take a look at the lovely manties collection; I think you’ll be enlightened to try a pair :D