Update:
The weekend was just excellent! I had early Chinese New Year dinner on both Friday and Saturday— the food was just fantabulous! Remember back as a kid, when we got all dressed up and got new clothes, got pretty lanterns, see the intense dragon dances— aww, Chinese New Year is fun.

Work has been the same old. Not much work. I’m blogging at work as we speak; but again, you can’t blame me for doing this— I’m simply blogging to stay awake, as if I just sat there and did nothing, I’d just naturally cross my arms and put my head down. That’s not good Matthew, not good.

Here we go,
Today, I’m here to talk about public display of affection. I was on the FedBus this weekend both to and from Toronto. And both times, I’ve encountered a couple demonstrating their naughty selves right in the seat in front of me. I simply do not understand why couples decide to use school bus facilities— yes, a school bus— a bus intended for little children but completely filled with grown burly university kids— and play the wonderous game of “Make Believe” and pretend that it is their cosy living room loveseat. Oh my gawd, it bugs me so.

On my way to Toronto, let’s call them the “Friday Couple,” has definitely won my vote for the most pitiful just gawd-awful experiences for naughty behaviour in public places. Let me fill you in on the dialogue as we are completely stuck in traffic on the 401:

After a long off-and-on-makeout session, they are facing each other and gazing at each other.
“Oh Jon, you’re the best”
“No, you are”
“No, you are!”
“No, you are”
I roll my eyes as this continues. They begin to giggle and tickling begins as now they are causing a big scene. After a while of giggling, they make out some more and they continue to stare at each other at long durations.
“Oh, hold me!” the girl said.
“Aww, this feels so nice”
“I’m soooooo cold” It was kinda cold and suddenly I recall that same dialogue in Titanic. I laugh in my head.
“Oh yeah? Well then… ” They make out some more and sounds of moaning is fills the area. This is when I cannot take it any longer, I closed my eyes and I put on my discman and listened to my Britney Spears.

For the love of Pete (Shima: mmmm Pete) people, it is a School Bus. People don’t have the option to not observe— I cannot get off the bus, or face the back, or do anything. Do us all a favour: Abstain until AFTER you get home or gouge my eyes and burst my eardrum; i guess perhaps this is too difficult for some.

Well, the “Sunday Couple” was just utterly pathetic. We line up and wait for the bus at McCowan Station, and already I see them making out. I do remind you that it is 15 below zero and I don’t know about you, tonsil hockey in the blistering cold is a bad idea. I hope they’re carrying a mega chapstick because saliva and the blistering cold, are not an ideal combination for lips. Not to mention, who would like to kiss a pair of cold lips? Nevertheless, we get into the bus, and this couple has to find a seat close to mine. Fifteen minutes into the ride, they make out. I don’t hear what they say, but this guy makes out with his eyes open- making me very suspicious of that guy. lol.

They do some cuddling and that sort, whatever, I don’t really care. But I’ve noticed that every time they make out, the guy is looking elsewhere, not concentrating at the work at hand (That’s very bad employability skills)— focus my dear! He looks around has if someone is watching him— which is true, the whole back half of the bus is. What do you expect, you loser.

Anyways, his pathetic downfall surfaces as I catch him doodling on the fogged up window as he makes out with his girlfriend. Oh my gawd, how did this guy get a hot girl like her— do yourself a favour, PLEASE FOCUS!!!! This is not a test to see how efficient you are with your time! HAHA, he’s probably a Waterloo Engineer!

By the way,
FYI: I’m saying this only because I’m jealous. :D I think it’s time to post a personal ad, hmmmmm “Bus make-out buddy wanted.”